that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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