Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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