no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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