kristin has been a bad kristin
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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