so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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