so explain again why im purple
no
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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