I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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