I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
tell me about the fingering
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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