The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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