Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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