either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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