I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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