She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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