It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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