You surviving the open bar?
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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