what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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