And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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