Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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