I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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Goodbee
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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