I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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