The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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