i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Pooping to opera.
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