Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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