i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize