You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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