Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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