Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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