is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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