Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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