i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm like, not good at living.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
His nipple licking is glorious
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