hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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