just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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