well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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