WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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