if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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