they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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