"it" just moved
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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