when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
