I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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