there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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