Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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