whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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