so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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