I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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