You're so nebulous sometimes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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