It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He felt like a one man threesome
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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