I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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