Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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