For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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