GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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