we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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