It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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