Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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