Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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