Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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